"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
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Get the rape staff mug.A term for a room that is not being used for it's original purpose, as one may imagine that not much coffee making happens backstage at an adult satellite TV broadcaster. Particular items which may also exist in this room can be referenced in a similar fashion; depending whether or not the speaker believes it is used more or less in the circumstance of a workplace where everyone probably spends most of their time on-set or 'doing things' in the toilets.
"We built it as a conservatory but it's turned into more of a greenhouse."
"Got yourself a Babestation Staff-Room then have you?"
Discussing potential new properties with the wife;
"Do we really need an extra bedroom? I can see it getting used about as much as the kettle in the Babestation Staff-Room!"
Buying a used-car;
Dealer: "I can assure you it's only done 50 thousand miles!"
Buyer: "I don't think so, it looks like it's been used more than the plug-socket in the Babestation Staff-Room!"
"Got yourself a Babestation Staff-Room then have you?"
Discussing potential new properties with the wife;
"Do we really need an extra bedroom? I can see it getting used about as much as the kettle in the Babestation Staff-Room!"
Buying a used-car;
Dealer: "I can assure you it's only done 50 thousand miles!"
Buyer: "I don't think so, it looks like it's been used more than the plug-socket in the Babestation Staff-Room!"
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