Fluff my Llama 

(adj.) Another way of saying FML, or fuck my life, in a funny or humorous way. Alternatively can be used with friends in the presence of parental units to avoid getting scolded for cursing.

You know that text I wrote that I didn't want to send? Well I sent it by accident, fluff my llama

Fluff my Llama by Ssssschwartz May 31, 2011

fluff n' nutter 

When a man lathers his shaft in peanut butter (creamy, not chunky) and gently coats his balls in marshmallow fluff before a woman gives him fellatio.

"Emily, can you get the Jiffy? I'm in the mood for a fluff n' nutter."
"Joe, my life's dream is to give a fluff n' nutter."

fluff n' nutter by let me touch your tralala January 31, 2015

(fluff)Friends

(fluff)Friends is an amazingly addictive Facebook application created by Mike Sego in which you choose a (fluff)Friend to adopt and take care of. There are 65 adoptable (fluff)Friends and 7 other (fluff)Friends covering all kinds of animals. You can buy food, decorations, habitats, etc. with your "munny" that you earn by petting, taking surveys, and racing. Your (fluff)Friend has to be fed to keep them in a good mood. You can also buy gold (10 Gold for $1.00) to buy even more decorations. You can also participate in contests put on by the website. You can also participate in the (fluff)forum to take your fluff experience to the next level.

(fluff)Friends Owner: My (fluff)friend is called a Froggu and his name is Splat.

(fluff)Friends by Kaos_Theory June 21, 2008

Fluff Writing 

The art of writing completely irrelevant sentences and constructing meaningless phrases, stringing them up and getting an A grade as an essay.

Q) Analyse the use of Dead Metaphors in the speech.
Fluff Writing) “Metaphors, however, are like people: they get old, and they die. A dead metaphor is called a dead metaphor and, perhaps somewhat ironically, a dead metaphor is a dead metaphor; after all, a metaphor, being an abstract notion, is capable of experiencing only a figurative death, not having breath to be taken or life force to be snuffed out.”

Fluff Writing by popupblock March 8, 2012

fluff talk 

The filler conversation you do either when getting to know someone or when there is a pause in the conversation that makes people feel awkward enough to talk about the weather.

I was asking Drew questions about his life and he turned to me and said "I don't do fluff talk". It shut me up for the next 4 hours.

fluff talk by Marlies June 2, 2008

fluff dog

A person (male) whos is heavily bearded and generally cool

Fluff dog is the coolest guy I know, his beard is awesome

fluff dog by Chris Milne August 22, 2006

Fluff piece of Cotton Candy

It is a term used to describe a particularly attractive looking person (usually, male) whom you find "fetching" or would like to pursue a romantic relationship with. In other words, a romantic interest who is the equivalent of "oh my God! What is that magnificent creature". The use of the term is relative to its user.

1. Yo homeboy you been feeling that little shit in yo tummy when you been lookin' at that fluff piece of cotton candy?
2. Dayum! Did you see that fluff piece of cotton candy?

Fluff piece of Cotton Candy by DuchessofBored December 29, 2013