Komodo Dragon Fighting

A fighting ritual, often utilized by drunk fraternity members, in which the chest is puffed out and placed on the chest of an opponent while using verbal abuse and head/shoulder movement to intimidate their foe. Rarely results in an actual fight. The act is very similar to the way Komodo Dragons settle territory or mating disputes.

John: "I heard there was a bit of a row last night behind the quad."

Thomas: "Yeah, but it was just a couple of bro's with tribal art tattoos Komodo Dragon fighting."

by Woodrodius October 7, 2008

monkey-fighting

A euphemism for "motherfucking."

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!

by Nicholas D November 8, 2011

Sword Fighting

The act of two males attacking each other with their penis'. The goal is to either hit the both of the other persons balls or until they forfeit. Typically played erect.

I walked into the room and caught Logan and Matthew sword fighting on the bed.

by Needlessdeadrock April 8, 2017

Sword Fighting

Slapping boners together. An activity friends of any sexual orientation partake in. One way to play this game is to see who can hit each others balls with they're penis a certain number of times. This can be between two perfectly straight males. It's a game, a fun way to bond

John: "hey Robert, interested in a game of sword fighting?"

Robert: Hell yeah dude, I haven't done sword fighting since I was a young chap, let's whip them out and battle bro!"

by Moneyman2345 May 6, 2019

two hogs fighting in a gunnysack

When a ugly chick with a fat ass is walking and the curds are bubbling out and the rolls are waving back and forth like "two hogs fighting in a gunnysack".

Damn dude! Check out that ass... it is like two hogs fighting in a gunnysack.

by nvstormtrooper February 4, 2006

stop fighting

An action which requires high general intelligence and a long period of training to be mastered. It describes the act of "not using violence" to resolve a disagreement.

Two people are in a dispute.
A third person intervenes and yells "Guys, stop fighting!"

by Morgan Vance June 15, 2014

hood fighting community

The hood fighting community ranges from 12-25-year-olds who sit on their laptop or 2 mount monitor setup and play a pixel game all day. In the discord chat, they talk about how people kill themselves and about femboys. More than 67% of them say they aren't gay but we all know they are. There are real women in the hood fighting community, it's just you've never talked to a woman before so you wouldn't know how it feels or is.

Girl: I'm apart of the hood fighting community.
Man: Thats not true, women do not exist in the hood fighting community.

by wsgaudrey February 15, 2021