Felcha

A word gay people use for their feral act.
It's when a guy comes up another guys arse then sucks it out with a straw.

Mmmm... Oh yeah, this is good shit!
Ummm... You're suppose to be sucking out the come.
I didn't ask for a no chocolate felcha!

by Jamie May 24, 2004

felcher

when a man ejaculates sperm on someone ass, then sucks it up with a straw, to clean up the mess.

"OMG, lauren loves felchers!"
"Jimmer gives felchers to men, all the time! hes the felcher master!!"

by Cassieeee January 14, 2007

FELCH

To suck cum out of someone's asshole.

After I fucked him, I felched him. Got a mouthful of my own cum!

by WTF33139 August 27, 2009

felch cut

The act of cutting one self or another during that act of felching.

Jeremy got one hell of a felch cut from little Jimmy's straw.

by Biatch551 September 10, 2005

felch

a guy fucks someone in the ass, cums in the ass, then sucks the cum out with a straw

brian felched jen

by me September 6, 2003

necrophiphi felcher

If you split the word into two different meaning it is easier to understand. A Necrophiphi is a person who has sexual intercourse with a deceased body. A Felcher is a male who has anal sex and when he releases seamen into the male/females anus then licks the semen with or without a spoon out of the anus

"I heard that Malcom is a Necrophiphi Felcher" said john
"ya he totally licked the cum out of that dead guy" said joe

by Malcom12345 February 24, 2014

felch a foof

The art of catching semen (or other bodily fluids) out of the air after a women foofs (a.k.a fart). A rare form of felching, usually performed by expert felchers.

Kelly: Man, you just totally packed my ass and deposited a bunch of cum in my rectum.
George: Yea, I sure did. Do you have a foof ready for me?
Kelly: One foof coming up.
George: Ok, I am ready to felch a foof. Thanks babe.

by Jon Sack August 4, 2007