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Golden Feast

When you’re eating out a girl and she pees on you.
Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a golden feast.
by Peeguy67 October 25, 2024
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10 family feasts

The average KFC order for one Samoan person
(Car) Hey can I have a 2pc 1/4 pack.
(KFC worker) I am sorry, we're out of chicken, car in front had 10 family feasts
(Car) Ah ok
by Kunt Fucked Chicken June 30, 2023
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admirals feast

Is when you eat a row of different vaginas, buffet style, each with its own distinct ocean taste and smell.
I hooked up with three women. I lined them up in an admirals feast. I definitely tasted old shrimp, bad crab, and got some seaweed in my teeth
by DangerBill June 29, 2022
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village feast

A three-way sexual endeavor where one of the participants who is being spit-roasted is also spun & rotated around.
She totally got village feasted last night. We spun her like a pig roast.
by Powder Man May 12, 2021
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Feast on my squirrel

when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you
Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel
by Ash Bee September 29, 2020
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Feast of Seven Cheeses

The custom of eating a variety of cheese for Christmas Eve is a practice in many communities, especially those celebrating with serious seafood eaters. Participants are welcome from all cultures and religions that support the consumption of cheese.

The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.

Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.

This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.

The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.

There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:

*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite

Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.

It truly is "la dolce vita."
The Feast of Seven Cheeses is celebrated on Christmas Eve.
by TESSIELOU December 24, 2022
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queen's feast

The act of receiving cunnilingus while eating and watching TV in the bathtub
by Thedirtyone522 February 3, 2017
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