fart

Your body really trying to get a shit out but it CAN'T

Oh, I need to crap *FART* Oh god, I'm busting!!!!

by Cydney January 2, 2009

a fart

The act of some asshole talking shit behind your back.

Friend1 to Friend 2: "Damn!! It smells like a fart in here."
Friend 2 to Friend1:"Sorry bro", "Some asshole was talking shit behind my back again."

by Maccus Wiel July 6, 2020

Farted

A puff or loud nose coming from the anal area. Smelly and yet very amusing. Basking in the ambeince.

RJ: I totally farted the whole way here.
Tiffany: REALLY?
RJ: LIke 10 times!

by Tiffany Nicoleeeee January 1, 2008

fart

and obscure odor from the anus. usually have to waft it away.

damn her fart smellz cheesay!

by fleenkgo March 15, 2004

fart

a sound from your butt that smells

he farted and everyone died

by coool October 15, 2006

fart

1) one of the only two things constantly on a preadolescent boy's mind. The act of pushing gas out his butt and then giggling about the sound it made and the scent.

for the other thing, see burping

2) the natural musk of preadolescent boy

He thinks he's so talented because he can fart.

by duh123 October 15, 2006

fart

A fart, despite the horrific smell (see doornob), is FUNNY! I don't care what you say, IT IS FUNNY! When god made humans (or what ever higher being you believe in) he could have taken all that gas and passed it through anywhere in the human body and no one would have noticed but he passed it through the hugest flabs of fat in the human body; the ass cheeks and the result is a HALLARIOUS noise and if you don't think that it is funny the you are disrespecting THE LORD! (or Buddha,Sheeva,or Elron Hubbard...actually screw Elron Hubbard.

Farts are fricken funny.

by anonymas January 12, 2008