fAKIN'

Fakin:When one acts in a manner that is the complete opposite of how they feel.

Shanieka likes Kevin but she be fakin like she doesn't.

by PEACHEZ November 23, 2004

Joseph Fafinski

the absolute best NBA writer on bleacherreport.com, if you ever need reassurance that sports journalism is still alive, read Joseph's articles.

Will: dude did you see Joseph Fafinski's post today?

Brendan: of course man, it was incredible as usual! He knows basketball.

by William Abbotts May 9, 2011

faking love

Another terminology for 'masturbation'. Since one would make love, but instead if it's masturbation, you are therefore creating artificial love, therefore faking said love.

"Feel like faking love to youu"

"I'd fake love to you all night long"

"I think we should fake love"

by Dowlii January 24, 2010

taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.

by steve freund November 2, 2007

monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"

by Chrissles August 3, 2006

fainted out

A term used to describe when someone passes out because of reasons other than alcohol consumption; used when one does not want to seem like a panzie and use the word faint but at the same time be clear in conveying that they passed out without being trashed.

Enrique: Hey dude, what happened to you last night? I called you to come party with us. You wouldn't ditch your buds and go party with someone else I hope.

Dude: Naw man, Ive been sick and I fainted out, I think I should go to the doc or something.

by kecook November 9, 2008

fagin

(n.) One who teaches how to break the law. Quite likely a Jewish man teaching children to pickpocket. Based on Dickens' Charactor from Oliver

I think I better think it out again!

by Gumba Gumba May 17, 2004