Fagette

A song by Athens Boys Choir, a spoken word/rap artist.

Have you seen the Fagette video? It's great!

by EllesBells December 15, 2008

faget

1. This hideously misspelled derivation of 'faggot' is primarily used by uneducated rednecks who fail to see the irony of calling someone a derogatory name but having no idea how to say the word.

2. Used by closet homosexuals in an attempt to smooth out the word 'faggot' and give it a softer french/italian/spanish sound, with a rolled G similar to the J in french, and a silent T.

1. "Hey Chet!! Lookee that thar faget over there! Now get that cow ready for a bangin'!"

2. "Let's round up the crew, get some lattes and head out to the faget bar, where we can score -- I mean, I'm not gay and have no idea what faget means!"

by garan garan February 9, 2007

faketoid

A lie that may or may not be true.

That guy just dropped the mad words on all them faketoids up in this Counting Crows CD, son! My world-view has been shattered.

Guy A: I heard some faketoid that your sister sucks wiinis.
Guy B: Dude, she totally does.
Guy A: Nooge.

by Bag O'Doo December 9, 2008

facetime teabagging

The art of standing over an iPhone nude, with an active Facetime connection with another party, while slowly squatting over the camera. This simulates the act of teabagging.

The next person who facetimes me without telling me first is going to get a surprise facetime teabagging.

by RootsofWar July 29, 2012

Faget boy

A term that is said to someone who is not only a homosexual but who also cannot be considered a man. Typically this term is used when confronting a said "faget boy". A faget boy is usually a clownlike figure who lives at home,participates in frequent masterbation and plays role-playing games, online or otherwise.

Person: Hey Faget boy give me your lunch money!
Faget Boy: ......
Smack!
Person:Hahaha your such a faget boy.

by jriver15 May 23, 2008

faketim

the act in which a person fakes vicitimization.

did you see him act like i kicked him in the balls.

ya

he's a faketim

by Superman307 August 20, 2010

facetographer

A facetographer is someone who is under the false delusion that because they spent several hundred (sometimes thousands) dollars on DSLR camera of which they do not know how to use properly or refuse to learn properly, that they can take professional quality pictures. These people tend to start a 'photography company' page on facebook and convince people to pay them money to shoot horrible photography for ignorant and stupid customers. The typical facetographer usually reaches full denial mode when an actual professional photographer informs them of their complete lack of skill. They will go on a rant to that professional about how their photography is 'raw'.

Male Facetographers will typically claim that they are professionals in order to use naive girls in order to take racy pictures of them in an attempt to get laid. Female facetographers tend to believe that their use of facebook photo editing apps like 'Piknik' qualifies them to charge people to take their wedding pictures. AVOID FACETOGRAPHERS AT ALL COSTS.

This guy Louis on my friends list keeps posting all his horrible 'professional' photography. He's such a facetographer.

by Arealphotographer April 16, 2011