False Piss

When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis

Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."

by Roli720 November 7, 2013

False UTTP

Cold Blooded And Disgraceful People On The Internet Who Act Like Trolls When They Actually Aren’t.

The False UTTP Are Immature Brats On YT Who Are Cold Blooded, Heartless, Disgraceful.

by anonymous November 11, 2022

False Advertising

1.) To advertise a game/app/product that isn't the one advertised when you download / buy it
2.) Usually clickbait, but some (most) people use it for money (e.g: businesses, huge international brands / companies, etc.)

1.) Install GardenScapes, where you think it is a thinking game, but its actually a puzzle game!

2.) Haha false advertising go brrr

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 9, 2021

false alram

1when drunk, closely avoiding some sort of danger/threat/or general unpleasantness. 2Can be used while sober in a sarcastic manner to describe panic over stupidity.

1Ish thta the copss? newp false alram!

2oh no! I lost my pen! oh wait here it is in my hand... false alram

by phreke July 8, 2010

False requel

The definition that says a remake with a lot of new content is like a sequel , umm no. It’s more like what Disney enterprise does. Kingdom hearts 1.5 etc. lion Kong 1/2 and not a sequel. And no one else ha even attempted this.

People is really trying to mess up the English Language with faulty definitions trying to be smart and intelligent that words like false requel has to come to life.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 9, 2022

False homo

A serious condition in which a straight guy deemed as gay by his peers starts to become attracted to men due to peer pressure.

Bob: Joe u r gay
Joe: NO IM NOT BOB

2 WEEKS LATER:

Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉
Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands

by East Timor April 23, 2017

false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.

Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!

by Sean Webber January 1, 2017