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Fake friends

Fake friends are something you do not want to have! They will seriously hurt you. They get mad when you hang out with other people. They leave you whenever you have a problem. And they ALWAYS talk shit behind your back. If you see anyone being fake ditch them!
Person 1: “Did you hear that Blanket is talking bad about spoon!”
Person 2: “I thought they were best friends
Person 1: “Wow she must be a fake friends”
by You left me December 8, 2018
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Fake Friend Day

It’s June 20th so post fake friends, get them back for all the fake shit they ever did. Time to celebrate all the trifling ass hoes!
A: Post your fake friends or old fake friends.
B: Why?
A: Because it’s Fake Friend Day!
by BigDiddity June 19, 2022
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Fake friend

That one “friend” who comes in you life just to steal your best friend. That will talk about you behind your back just to tear you and your bestie apart. That say bad things about you to just because they don’t like you.
Person 1 fake friend: hey I heard she sleeps with a stuffed animal
Person 2 best friend: I didn’t need to know that
by Pitcher33885566 February 17, 2020
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the fakes thing that is around, and its faker than Kim Kardashian boobs
Wellll those girls over there are fake friends and faker than the Kardashian boobs
by KloKLe February 8, 2021
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Denis literally being fake by going to watch harry potter instead of coming to JT to talk with me
by Micgaek leal May 7, 2024
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Fake friend

Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.

Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.

Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.

~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?

Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.

Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.

Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.

•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•

Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!

Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.

Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?

Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.

Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!

•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
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A fake friend is a person who's always being a bitch and never actually cares for you for example they use you for money or lifts to school and they make sure that the second they step out that car there is their friend meeting them and in the car they don't talk to you they are texting their friends so when you walk out that car they are with other friends so you just stand behind them and walk up by yourself then when you get to form there is a person who you team with in a game but as soon we this other mean person comes in they go against you. Also the only reason their friends text you is because they want to know when their friend that your giving a lift to is arriving.
"Whens ....... Arriving? " -fake friend
What I want to say: "fucking ask them I'm not your little personal free taxi"
What I day: " just picked them up and left"
by Disney>>>>you March 31, 2022
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