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Forced Valor

When you force military valor upon a civillian A.K.A. Brandon Harrara
Hey did you see on the Unsubscribe Podcast how they Forced Valor upon Brandon Harrah
by TheButtonKing May 13, 2025
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Blending the criticism of superficial inclusivity pushes with the notion of altering historical narratives for modern agendas. It's a fitting way to describe instances where casting choices prioritize contemporary diversity optics over period-specific accuracy.
Forced Diversity Revisionism (FDR) it is a shiny new coinage for those Hollywood history tweaks that prioritize inclusivity vibes over era-specifics, and for all those complaining about Viking warlords with cornrows or medieval knights who look like they just walked out of a UN meeting.
by Isaac Newtonian January 10, 2026
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Blunt Forced Trauma

A Headache due to smoking to much dope.
"Smoked one to many last night and got me a Blunt Forced Trauma this morning."
by The Daily Pile February 19, 2010
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born to shit, forced to wipe

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.
lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.
by borntoshitforcedtowipe August 10, 2020
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True Forced Loneliness

A group of people (mainly guys/men) who are unable to attract women and are unsuccessful in the dating scene. They realize that when it comes to dating, it is primarily about looks, and they criticize dating specialists for lying to vulnerable people about how to attract women.

There are many misconceptions about these people such as them hating women, feeling that they are entitled to a woman's affection or that a woman should never reject them. Most TFLers actually believe the contrary and point out the fact that the world just isn't fair and it's not someone's fault if they are unattractive.

Common members of this community on YouTube consist of: Heed and Succeed, Oreo Man/Savvy guy, KentTV, Blaze1, and Jamil the King
"Has Steve never had a girlfriend?"
"Nah bro, he's a TFLer"

"What does TFL stand for?"
"True Forced Loneliness"
by Uncool dude December 16, 2018
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FBJ (Forced Blow Job)

The FBJ or Forced Blow Job, is the process of two Beer bottles colliding bottom to head causing a reaction that sends white frothy liquid spurting from the shaft of the victims drink. This then forces the drinker to shove the neck of the bottle into their mouth, in an attempt to prevent liquid from coating the surrounding area in foamy white residue. An accurate execution of The FBJ being performed takes skilled precision and timing. The key is to ensure that the rear end of the initiators bottle meets both with enough force and impact against the pinnacle of the victim’s bottle to cause the most severe reaction.
Imagine someone shoving the steam of a beer bottle into their mouth in an aggressive yet pleasurable motion similar to the act of providing oral sex to a man's genitals. Then finally imagine the hilarity as someone tries to contain the foamy residue of the of the bottles orgasmic reaction from flying from their mouth and onto their recently polished leather shoes. Then my friends, you have witnessed a metaphysical FBJ (Forced Blow Job). As a witness, your reaction should sound similar to: “HA! You just got a sneaky FBJ! Classic!” or “You just got FBJ’d!”
by A Communion of Willi's December 26, 2011
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The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021
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