A breif moment of jubilation or feeling of immense well-being which is mercilessly cut short by an interaction with slushy animal feces discarded upon a pavement. Often accompanied by a catastrophic interruption of traction during carefree perambulation.
by Russell Dust December 15, 2019
Similar to the glory hole but this hole is way bigger and can fit multiple dicks... #GloryGape #GoogleGloryHole
by DaddieDoWerk October 03, 2015
When your little man is wanting to wake up before nightfall, so you have to hide him by doing obvious actions and you get called out by your mates.
by Subway Squad January 04, 2016
by Lordlorf December 08, 2021
cough *old gloris* cough
by old man December 10, 2003
The glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. You're forced to suck his pork sword or else he'll kill you because he's a fucking wolf.
Guy 1: I had the worst night, I was sleeping and minding my own business when the fucking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. You thought the Kool-Aid guy was annoying? I still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.
Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.
Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.
by Yeluk June 15, 2010
Waking up in the morning and see that your life is brightened by the deep sunshine. When one day you wake up realizing that you understood what you really want and that everything around you is perfect!
by Arbani September 01, 2015