egg fingering

when you finger your bitch so deep you reach the fertelized eggs

yo, last night i was in so deep i think there was some deep egg fingering going on!

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

1 Finger Up

Allah is one ☝🏻

"posing with 1 finger up" - Allah is one bro ☝🏻

by 1randomperson June 1, 2022

Five Finger Fangle Fop

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.

Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.

by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

3 fingers up

3 fingers up means ur crazy in love with somebody

“Some dude just came up to me and put 3 fingers up, what the hell does that mean??”

“It means he loves you”

“Oh.”

by TA7RYNN April 7, 2022

king kongs finger

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger

so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage

by bigboijohns January 15, 2016

NOT-A-FINGER

What someone says to somebody else when somethings not to be touched.

The old man hollered NOT-A-FINGER at the kid's because he didn't want them touching anything.

by jpg3 November 18, 2011

Short-fingered Vulgarian

Generally used to refer to crude aging twitter addicts with poor spelling skills and even worse judgement. Poofy (bad) hair and spray tan are optional, but common ...

That short-fingered Vulgarian is spouting nonsense and lunacy on his Twitter feed *again*. The number of innapropriate tweets is unpresidented...

by Fugotheugo December 22, 2016