A dude that attempts to rape someone. Not quite Cosby , not quite Wiestien but more like Kavanaugh. Can also refer to an entitled person like Louis C.K who likes to showcase his unwanted penis to women that work with him.
" Cindy, I don't know what I'm gonna what I'm doing about that job interview, I heard a finch is a part of the board."
by FirmTits October 2, 2018

A really scary guy who wobbles a lot. Mocked by a few people but once you get to know him, he is not so bad. He can sometimes get work done late and can sense a lie from a mile away.
by Lisksjuej January 28, 2018

Finch is likely to either be the name of a person or a bird, but either way both have slammed headfirst into windows before.
by Angleknee November 24, 2021

A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told
by The educational educator May 19, 2024

girvin finch got hella DICK
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"
by AznWaWa April 28, 2021

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.
Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
by Greater60 March 24, 2023
