by Hazeder January 25, 2020
Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!
by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 13, 2021
The kind of person that goes nuts being left at home for more then a few hours. Like a ferret, she gets angry, and starts destroying everything around her. The kind of person you never leave alone at work for more then a few minutes, and you keep the booze away from.
Don't leave Lisa alone in the office today while she'd doing paperwork. If you do, she'll turn into a feral ferret.
Did you see how disgustingly messy his place is? What a feral ferret!
Did you see how disgustingly messy his place is? What a feral ferret!
by SultrySloth April 23, 2019
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by Imbringingsexyback May 07, 2014
The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.
The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.
The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.
by Mr. Happysad February 08, 2013
An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
by Osama laden October 27, 2016