Faisal

This man is an absolute G, that sexy motherfucker. Anything he wants in life, he gonna get it. Especially a baby. He's gonna skip the girlfriend and go straight to fatherhood. Oh, and have 10 million dollars by the time he's 26. This dude thinks he's invincible, and to be honest, he probably is. Until a girl finally breaks his heart, but any girl who does that is making the greatest mistake of their life. Kinda like I did. He's an engineer, doctor, businessman, economist, stripper, DJ, poet, and master driver. Depending on the minute. But if you're ever in the car and he's driving... good luck. All that said, if you ever meet a Faisal, bag him real quick before he disappears forever.

Woman: "Faisal, I love you"
Faisal: ...
Woman: "Faisal, do you wanna... go on a date?"
Faisal: "Will I get a baby out of it?"

by faisalloverXXO September 24, 2021

FIDS

Facebook, Instant, Death, Syndrome. When you attempt to log into your facebook account to find the powers that be at facebook deem the actions you have partaken in too raw. Resulting in them killing your profile off. Common causes - Telling an old Ukranian man that a photo of his 90 year old mother is giving you a fat. Or that his German Shepperd has its lipstick out.

Also joining groups of poor taste eg - satanic sluts, fuck jesus or kangaroos are cunts.

I awoke one sunny morning ready to marvel at the comedic genius of my facebook profile. Only to find that i have been an overnight victim of FIDS

by bibpaule February 16, 2009

FADS

Fucking Asinine Dumb Shit

Trail running barefoot is one of many ridiculous FADS. Have you ever just stepped on a building block in the middle of the night, that shit hurts like a mother fucker....Imagine running, then landing on a fucking sharp Rock. Now you're fucked and no fucking shoes. Now your bare foot ass gets to hobble back under your bridge like a hunchback fucking troll. It serves you right, stupid hobbit. I hope next time you step on a hypodermic needle.

by Da Muffin Man November 22, 2013

It never fails

Phrase spoken with extreme sarcasm when every thing is failing.

I was going to my advisory appointment today and my car broke down. i found out it would cost more than my p.o.s. ride is worth to fix it, it never fails.

We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.

When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.

We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.

by FeKM!L!fe..ItneverFailsKGK January 19, 2010

Failsate

From fail and sate - to satisfy... Satisfying a perverse inner drive to watch people and things fail spectacularly

Did you see the guy on the BMX have a massive stack? Man, that was failsate!

by Hunkamunka February 24, 2010

Failsturbation

The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.

George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.

by kel80mak September 30, 2011

FailSec

The definition of FailSec is a small group of Facebook failed Trolls that can't get anything right and also claims to be "Hackers" but aren't. Then the troll's plans are exposed and turned back on them, Then they report, block, and run away. Then everyone else laughs at them

Facebook User 1: Wow those Trolls aren't funny at all?

Facebook User 2: I know. Did you see them run when they knew that I had found out their plan?

Facebook User 1: Yes I saw Ha! What a total FailSec

by Pick your game up February 7, 2014