What happens when someone tells you something that is such obvious bullshit. A single eyebrow is raised with a mix of disgust and disbelief.
"The guy at the cellstore told me that I need a different data plan if I upgrade because 'smartphones use data differently'. The dick eyebrow appeared as soon as he mentioned that."
An eyebrow slit, formally known as an eyebrow 'cut'. Is just when someone shaves vertical lines in their eyebrow. It is actually a 80s/90s hiphop trend started by Big Daddy Kane. It does not signify any specific sexual orientation.
"Did you see all those white girls on TikTok saying that an eyebrow slit means you're a lesbian?"
"Yeah, isn't that cultural appropriation?"
"Yes, it is. Always trying to take our trends and turn it into something for them. It's just self expression. It holds no value towards sexual orientation. Period."