Ethan

One who does not wear a shirt.

Someone who needs to be constantly reminded to wear a shirt.

I was so Braded last night I got Arieled by an Ethan who then Jaked me.

by TonyDungy January 18, 2011

Ethan

A dude you should never let go of. Someone who will motivate you to be your best. Although he has an eager side to him, which could be good or bad, he's always has that goody-two-shoes side in him. His traits include: intelligent, handsome, charming, cute, HOT, musically talented, dorky, romantic, stubborn, and will always be a mama's boy. Never let a guy like him go; he will always be there to support you. Once he's out of your life, you'll feel as if you'll never live the same ever again.

"You dated Ethan?!"
"Yup. I still wish I was. He's great."

by Athena's photosynthesis thing March 13, 2016

Ethan

A super cute guy that drives something like a Honda CRV. He gets really good grades and goes to a school for smart kids, like Ohio State. He's not into sports, but he is a runner. He has the best hair and impeccable fashion sense.

Carl: Man that dud is too fly. What's his name?

Cornelius: Oh, that's Ethan.

by Jimmy Falcone December 13, 2012

ethan

cheats in counter strike games but also plays roblox. major weeb. avid hentai watcher

Wow, that guy ethan is such a weirdo, all he does is watch hentai and plays roblox

by peachieo June 11, 2018

Ethan

A person who thinks they always win when in reality they always lose.

Molly: “My March madness bracket is so fire!!”

Tim (behind her back): “nah her bracket is so Ethan”

by Linama April 8, 2019

ETHAN

ethan a dirty prick, gay, porn viewer

ETHANhi

by lionessloverAKAhafsahlover August 5, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the most annoying person on this earth but has nice hair

Hey is that an Ethan?

No why?

Cuz he is annoying but has nice hair.

by This_is_blank_from_school June 4, 2019