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Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.
I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.
by Verboser284 April 20, 2020
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Emergency Meal

The meal you get at a restaurant you've never been to and you are unfamiliar with all of the menu items.
Waiter: "What can I get you?" Me: "Umm, chicken strips and fries." Waiter: "That's kind of a basic choice." Me: "Sorry, it's my emergency meal."
by AbnormalJay November 23, 2016
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Salsa Emergency

An emergency of the salsa variety. Usually used in the process of preparing salsa con queso while trying to find the perfect balance of salsa and cheese. Whenever there is too little or too much salsa, there's a salsa emergency. To emphasize the urgency of the situation, "Salsa Emergency!" should be shouted whenever a salsa emergency is discovered.
Salsa Emergency!!

I know you're concerned since we're usually the ones in charge of salsa emergencies.

I was preparing the salsa con queso for Cinco de Nacho and we had a salsa emergency.
by The_Hawk August 5, 2009
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National Emergency

"I am officially declaring a National Emergency."
by BootyWarrior99 March 13, 2020
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Weed Emergency

When you have an emergency wherein everything is incredibly chill whiles you aren't high and you know that a joint would make it a lot better.
Dude." "Yeah?" "This is so chill right now.. It's like a emergency.." "What?" "Dude... It's a weed emergency.
by diggleroop54 June 21, 2011
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Verge Emerge

The act of appearing, suddenly and unexpectedly, from behind a bush while shouting "Verge Emerge". Usually to scare a passer by or friend.

Seen as the opposite to Bush Push
Dude!. I was walking to uni today and someone totally pulled a verge emerge on me.
by The Sitdownasaurus May 5, 2011
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Emergency food

Paimon: PAIMON IS NOT EMERGENCY FOOD

Traveler: Yes you are
by EmiImpact March 3, 2022
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