humpty dump

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.

"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."

by Twathenge April 10, 2006

Schrödinger's Dump

Schrödinger's Dump. You take a shit that is so dense, it falls into the bend of the toilet where you can't see it. Then, you go to wipe and there's no butt residue. In the end, you're not sure weather you dumped at all. You are in a state of dump and non dumpage at the same time until observed. A truly fascinating experience, taking a quantum shit. From Reddit user Original_name18

"C'mon dude...you didn't flush the toilet."
"Didn't need to....dropped a Schrödinger's Dump."

by MortimerFuckbottom December 8, 2016

Text A Dump

When a person has to slip away to text someone, with the excuse of going to the bathroom. This person obviously has to "text a dump".

A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".

Brett took his cell to the bathroom with him, guess he had to text a dump.

by WarNPeace October 9, 2012

frump and dump

The process of going out with an attractive girl, making her your girlfriend, making her fat and ugly, then breaking up with her. This probably needs to be done by a fairly attractive and rich man. To frump the girl, he would need to get them to eat more but workout less.

"Man that hottie is such a bitch. I'm going to frump and dump her to teach her a lesson"

by MonkeyCum September 4, 2014

relaxation dump

The action of moving a bowel to reduce stress or otherwise boost moral prior to a big test or exam.

Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.

by KJones January 5, 2008

phat dump

Slang term for a large defecation, usually a extinction level event. Clean up after this event usually involves incineration of all personal belongings, and change of identity.

Ryan:"I'm going to take a phat dump"
Everyone on earth: "prepares for apocalypse"

by notbigbrad September 21, 2021

spicy dump

A terrible burning sensation as you take a dump

I wish I had ice for this spicy dump

by Karl Last November 4, 2013