1) French Word for shower
2) A spray-bottle used for washing out gooey, clammy, stinking, fithy, grotesque, sticky, dribbling, ol' minges!
2) A spray-bottle used for washing out gooey, clammy, stinking, fithy, grotesque, sticky, dribbling, ol' minges!
Jason was fed up of using his tongue to clean out Charlies filthy pussy, so he decided to buy her a set of douches. With-in a week the douches had got rid of the smell of rotten seafood, and no longer did Charlie cram Jason into her snatch and make him have a clam soup delicasy.
by Meat-curtain drawer July 01, 2004
Adjective;
Catherine: “I can’t believe Marquita told my mother that I accidentally queefed on her bed!!”
Elizabeth: “I can’t believe it either! She’s such a douche”
Verb;
Mark: “Are you ready for tonight’s anal fest??”
Bruce Jenner: “Soon! I’m about about to douche my asshole so no shit goes on any dick after being shoved HARD in my tight ass!”
Catherine: “I can’t believe Marquita told my mother that I accidentally queefed on her bed!!”
Elizabeth: “I can’t believe it either! She’s such a douche”
Verb;
Mark: “Are you ready for tonight’s anal fest??”
Bruce Jenner: “Soon! I’m about about to douche my asshole so no shit goes on any dick after being shoved HARD in my tight ass!”
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 08, 2022
douche
A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!
A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!
by Anti Douche October 13, 2014
An annoyingly arrogant person that brings people down for no apparent reason neither wishes to help or explain, thus usually has no grounds for the unexplained high arrogance.
by Zippydeedooda December 22, 2009
by Jymbo February 16, 2005
A person experiencing constant brain-farts and word-vomit. Frequently makes nonsense statements. However, is often very lovable and sexy, and is adored by many. A good source of entertainent.
WARNING: These people are not to be taken seriously under ANY circumstances.
WARNING: These people are not to be taken seriously under ANY circumstances.
by Expert123 November 14, 2009
1.) People who sit in Starbucks on their laptops all day thinking that they're all that
2.) People who use Macs.
3.) Shortened version of douchebag
2.) People who use Macs.
3.) Shortened version of douchebag
1.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche sitting in Starbucks with his cheap ass dell laptop!"
Person 2: "Wasn't he there when we passed by here 2 hours ago?"
2.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche on his lame ass mac!"
Person 2: "Who the f*ck uses those lame-ass pieces of cr*p in a PC world anyways? Loser."
Person 2: "Wasn't he there when we passed by here 2 hours ago?"
2.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche on his lame ass mac!"
Person 2: "Who the f*ck uses those lame-ass pieces of cr*p in a PC world anyways? Loser."
by leetbaka.com March 05, 2008