Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"
by the tree dog July 12, 2009
Get the dog shitting titi smacker mug.by dettmann5 April 22, 2018
Get the Dog Shitter mug.A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.
Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."
by FutureGhost November 13, 2018
Get the Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades mug.The insane shit you take the morning after drinking a Mad Dog 2020. It smells like whatever flavor you drank. It's nasty.
Guy: "Man , I got the Mad Dog shits. It smells like that grape Mad Dog 2020 I had last night."
Girlfriend: "Let me smell that shit!!!"
Girlfriend: "Let me smell that shit!!!"
by fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 16, 2011
Get the Mad Dog Shits mug.When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
by WozInOz May 10, 2024
Get the mad dog shitting razor blades mug.When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!
I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.
by marioM July 25, 2019
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My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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