Disney Channel

tv shows that promote kids to live with hidden agendas. IE:


That's So Raven: Psychic - doesn't tell anyone

Phil of the Future: From the future - doesn't tell anyone

Hannah Montana: Rockstar - doesn't tell anyone

Wizards of Waverly Place - Wizards - don't tell anyone

Jonas Brothers (new show: gay) - rumored to be spies - don't tell anyone, and say they're a rockband instead

American Dragon - yeah, whatever, same deal as all the others

Kim Possible - blahblahblah


I rest my case. Even Stevens for life, though.
Shirley: My daughter turns into a street walker at night.
Cindy: It's that fuckin' Disney Channel bullshit.
by buhhhh December 11, 2008
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Radio Disney

The only thing they listen to in Hell. That's why if you're riding in a car and you ask someone to change it to Radio Disney, they tell you to go to Hell.
Loser: Can you change it to Radio Disney?
Person: Can you go to Hell?
by Tikibarberfan February 02, 2010
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Disney Princess

Unlike the first two definitions, a Disney Princess is a heroine/damsel-in-distress character in a Disney film who has overcome some sort of hardship in their respective movie. The Disney Princess line so far is Snow White, Princess Aurora, Cinderella, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine and Mulan, with another soon-to-be Disney Princess on the way.
The Little Mermaid gave us a fine example of a Disney Princess in the form of Ariel, a 16-year old mermaid princess who knows what she wants in life.
by TheSpectacularOne April 30, 2009
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Disney Classic

A series of movies and songs made by the Walt Disney Corporation. To make them "classics", they must have been completely hand drawn with no computer animation added to it.
Pinnochio is a Disney Classic.
by Xandra of the Rebel Forces December 11, 2005
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Disney Channel

A television channel set up to financially take advantage of the obsessive nature of pre-teen girls.
1. The outrageous price of Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers and High School Musical concert tickets.

2. The all too ample merchandise sold with Disney Channel stars' faces on them.
by MMMusic October 15, 2008
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Walt Disney

Made a mouse invent the world's largest people trap.
by ghetto500 July 21, 2003
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Disney Channel

What kind of obnoxious television is this?
Its the Disney Channel.
All I see is a bunch of kids yelling about fruit juice..
by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 20, 2011
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