THAT AIN'T DINNER

when you make dinner for someone, and it may be a nice salad or quiche or sandwiches and they ungratefully bellow out, "that ain't dinner."

"here ya go, poppy, here's your soup and salad." "that ain't dinner. where's my steak."

by AIN'T DINNER January 22, 2013

Dinner Loaf

A dinner loaf is a classic America food staple in which the chef takes a dump in a toilet and tenderly removes the loaf from the bowl and places it on a platter. It is tradition to "pinch the loaf" before serving to test it quality, viscosity, consistency, volume, and overall quality before serving to guests. The only way to carve and serve a dinner loaf is by using a magazine page. If it cuts easily it is a quality loaf!

Jim said to Sally "Hey girl ya hungry?"
Sally replied "I could eat!"
Jim earnestly then brought her to the bathroom showing her his glorius "dinner loaf".

Sally; upon noticing the dinner loaf was steamy and of high quality jumped in joy and said "leaping lemurs I haven't had dinner loaf in a coons age!"

by P8k&& February 18, 2018

Dinner Daddy

While in a long term relationship the boyfriend becomes friendly with the girlfriends parents, upon breakup of the relationship and even stronger bond forms between the boyfriend and the girls father to a degree that the boy moves in with the father and commences a non-sexual relationship where upon the father looks after his daughters ex boyfriend as if he where his own son(the son he never had).

The father provides home cooked meals which are frozen onto a serving dish for the exboyfriend to take to work.

Worker 1: "whats with greg and those frozen meals"

Worker 2: "Greg still lives with his ex girls dad....and he cooks Gregs meals for work"

Worker 1: "what? like a dinner daddy or sumthin?"

by Jakes the snake November 1, 2012

Facebook dinner

A TV dinner such as Hungry Man or Swansons that is consumed while browsing Facebook.

Just relaxing at my desk eating a Facebook dinner.

by idmoment September 11, 2009

Teriyaki Dinner

It is when a men pours teriyaki sauce in between a women's breast then the man puts his dick in between getting all the teriyaki sauce on his dick. Then he gets a blowjob from the girl

Man she was so hungry last night, I just made her a Teriyaki Dinner

by Dan Wulff January 23, 2008

chicken dinner

Deriving from - "winner winner, chicken dinner"

Someone has eaten (or should eat) a chicken dinner if they are deemed to be a winner.

Someone achieving success in any form, will be worth of consuming chicken for their dinner.

Jon - "I'm so happy I won todays race"
Sam - "better go make yourself a chicken dinner"

or

Jon - "I had such an amazing day yesterday"
Sam - "did you have a chicken dinner?"

by C V-B October 12, 2010

Family Dinner

Term or excuse used to get out of friends social events and gatherings

Nolans friends were excited to see him however he pulled out at last minute for a family dinner

by STRuggling September 20, 2012