by justaboy3 January 26, 2025
Get the dinemug. Dine n' Smash: Last night I met this hottie named Rachel. Dang she was fine. I asked her out to dinner lookin for something serious out of it and she happily agreed (though her stomach growled right before she said yes but I'm sure it meant nothing) I took her out to eat at my favorite place, (generic fancy restraunt name that is only still open because the drinks alone are $10) so we eat and we're having a good time. I ask her back to my place and she says "ya okay" (keep in mind I reached for the check). We get back to my apartment and I get my keys out to open the door. The. Out of no where she becomes the flash and books it away and leaves my all alone with nothing but the clothes on my back, and my $3 to go box of $100 1 ounce steak.
by I swear I'm 18 Garcia September 4, 2017
Get the Dine n' Smashmug. Robert Dines comes from the norweign town of 'Robbertoa'
which is was famous in the 1600's for the duke their Robert Dines, who was renown over the kingdom for getting so much sex and just generaly being a pimp!
which is was famous in the 1600's for the duke their Robert Dines, who was renown over the kingdom for getting so much sex and just generaly being a pimp!
by Alex saleh August 1, 2009
Get the robert dinesmug. no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug. a very british tv programme where a group of strangers go round to someones house for dinner and complain about how bad it is
by mcrbiggestfan December 20, 2020
Get the come dine with memug. When you indulge in texting/using phone while having dinner with your family. Your Asian mother would hit you with a pan or slap you in the face.
by AdilShah September 18, 2022
Get the Text and dinemug. A dirty proverb for when a woman allows a man to eat her out and then quickly knocks him out with her knee caps before leaving. Done in order to not reciprocate any other sexual activity.
A man wakes up with a headache and bad breath.realises he's been dine and dashed by the woman he met on tinder.
by Drabgreenqueen September 5, 2016
Get the Dine and dashmug.