Why did your wife end up in the wrist cast? She get Carpal Tunnel from an office job?
No, she's a stay at home mom. She has diddle wrist.
No, she's a stay at home mom. She has diddle wrist.
by Dougass March 24, 2023
Get the diddle wristmug. What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.
Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019
Get the Piddle and Diddlemug. Getting a Mc Donald’s worker to put there hand down your pants and tickle your balls. Commonly written at the bottom of menus in fine print for 6.99
Doug went to Mc Donald’s and ordered a Mc Diddle after paying 6.99 he pulled around back where a Mc Employee Mc Diddle him. Ba Da Bop Ba I’m Lovin It.
by Poop poop 69 August 24, 2021
Get the Mc Diddlemug. Preliminary diddle activities (PDA)
e.g. dick of da sucking, the booty to da face, and my dick in da mouth
See Diddle for refrences
e.g. dick of da sucking, the booty to da face, and my dick in da mouth
See Diddle for refrences
by ThisDiddleMaster69 June 11, 2016
Get the pre-diddlemug. by Nightgar May 31, 2021
Get the Ass-Diddlingmug. by bamF65 August 27, 2010
Get the Diddle Padmug.