AIM ditched

when you're on an instant messenger, and your friend tells you he'll brb but he never brb's

Bro, I was talking to Jon yesterday and he seriously AIM ditched me.

by CharEast January 11, 2009

Indiana Ditchweed

low-potency wild marijuana, grows wild from seeds originally bred for hemp rope

Indiana Ditchweed really gets me high. The stuff is so fresh!

by mayhem_man221 June 5, 2010

dine n ditch

To leave a restaurant without paying for you meal, usually running out the door.

john and angel dine n ditched dennys.

www_youtube_com/watch?v=4fJAfxiolOM

by jdizzelfashizzel May 11, 2009

Ditchkin

A credulous creationist ignorant of evolutionary theory who deals in logical fallacies and strawman arguments. A follower of Harun Haya, Eric Hovind, Ray Comfort and other similar charlatans.

"To deny the truth of Creationism is to deny the Word of God Himself. If you don't accept God, you will be condemned to Hell to suffer for eternity."
No logic. No argument. No reason. No intelligence. Just bigotry and self-righteousness. I am a Ditchkin, the Bible tells me so.

by chiggler May 27, 2009

Ditch Chicken

A child who plays in the drainage ditch in a trailer park, popping their heads up as cars drive by.

As soon as the snow melts and the ditch starts filling with water, the Ditch Chickens are there playing.

by amywarhol May 12, 2011

Ditch pig

Western Canadian expression to describe an ugly female that hunts for men outside of bars and strip clubs. Normally they hang around the roadside or parking lot at the end of the evening hoping to get picked up by the desparate and dateless. Hence the 'Ditch' part of the name. 'Pig' is self evident.
Most ditch pigs end up becoming coyote dates the next morning.

Kathy is such a ditch pig, she blew 4 guys in their pickup outside the French Maid.

by Zaphod_Beeblebrox October 4, 2006

jizz ditch

What you call a girl you only use for sex.

See you later jizz ditch!

by Kenneth G April 30, 2007