Plateau Dew

What you call your Mountain Dew when it’s gone flat.

Ah, man, I forgot about this Mountain Dew and it’s flat. It’s a Plateau Dew now.

by FOMS October 9, 2020

jake dewing

Some insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering

Who's Jake Dewing? 'An insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering'

by Xx_PickleVonTickle_xX May 10, 2018

Morning dew

The equivalent of morning wood, only for girls. Wetness in the morning caused by horniness.

Dude, she had serious morning dew.

by jsabo November 22, 2009

Poon Dew

A delectable concoction of port and mountain dew. Often drank by those on a meager budget. This magical elixir is also known to produce no hangover the next day.

"Shall we drink some poon dew?" inquired Michael

"Fuck Yes!!!" replied the rest of the entourage, keen to become intoxicated once more.

by Mikey_T May 3, 2011

Mtn Dew

Dyed Sugar Water

Why do you drink Mtn Dew?

by EFJ November 5, 2020

Jew Dew

Jew = Jewish
Dew = Hairdoo

Commonly referred to as a Jew fro or Jew Mop Because of the way most are able Jews grow massive amounts of Curly, Disgusting, body, facial and scalp hair. Both male and female are affected.

"Yo, dig that crazzy Jew Dew over deh!"

"Yea Yea, That mo fo looks like Bob Dylan!"

by Jack N. Mikoph May 1, 2008

Dew Sluts

Trick-ass bitches that be bumming dew off a nigga

I brought a whole flat of Dew, nigga, and you tricks stole all of it. Fuckin' Dew Sluts.

by Mountain Dew Provida February 21, 2009