Derek

Breaker of elbows

Derek is so clumsy. He is always breaking his elbow.

by Turnips0101 December 24, 2018

Derek

Derek is a male name of English and Old German origin, possibly derived from Theodoric, meaning power of the tribe or ruler of the people. To the best of my knowledge,it began being used near the beginning of the 20th Century,but may have been used before that.

My name actually is Derek.

Person: Derek is really tall...

Another Person: Yeah,and he likes to break things.

by Lostboy6634 May 13, 2007

derigiberbil

A derigble gerbil.

Jarvis Cockerel - "Crikey! It's a derigble gerbil"
Mark Llama - "Yes! It's a derigiberbil."

by Amanda January 29, 2004

snake derick

When a person is being sly about what they are up to with the opposite sex. Not telling anyone about who they are contacting/seeing.

Snake Derick signs;
-Fake excuses why they can't come out.
-Hiding text messages from others.
-Shifty eyes and cheeky grin when quizzed on the nature of whom they are texting.
-Lying about what they are up to when asked.

Basically being a slimey slithering snake in the long grass when it comes to trying to get with someone from the opposite sex.

Me."Yo Lauri, who you texting over there?"

Lauri."No one" {shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "What you mean no one, your clearly texting someone, you snake derick!"

Lauri. {Shifty eyes and cheeky grin}

Me. "Cunt"

by Iplegend April 12, 2008

Derek

A person great with lady's, a tough guy with a great personality and skill

Don't mess with that guy he's a derek

by Shei wen557 May 21, 2014

Derien

Derien is the type of guy that is super funny, short but will grow to 6.2" or more, has a huge cock, and rock hard abbs. If you get to mad at him he will hurt you. If you meet him you will love him and he attracts the ladies like a bee does with honey.

Wow, look at that guys dick, he is such a Derien.

by Blake T. December 18, 2015

awkward derek

When a straight male(possible in the closet)feels uncomfortable or awkward around males with their shirts off.

I walked into the locker room and immediately felt an awkward derek come over me.

by Mikelowry October 26, 2009