A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.
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(Or more aptly, 'Doing A Craig David') A situation arises from which you need to distance yourself from; i.e. 'walking away'.
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The 3rd member to join the boyband RoadTrip
Amazing vocals and is always up for a laugh
The 3rd member to join the boyband RoadTrip
Amazing vocals and is always up for a laugh
“Oi those vocals are amazing, who’s singing??”
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Lisa: hey, who's that guy on the pitch with the amazing facial structure and hair?
Jessica: that would be David Silva.
Lisa: i want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.
Jessica: that would be David Silva.
Lisa: i want him.
Jessica: fuck off, he's mine.
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