Any boring, upper-middle-class white guy over forty. Neologism origins: a name for any tedious, upper-middle-class white guy over-forty-years old because guys that old are usually named either David or Michael. Between their weekend cargo-shirts and uninspired attempts to be relevant, they are hard to distinguish in a crowd. Added bonus: DavidMichaels think they know it all because no one bothers to call them on their shit. They're all just #DavidMichaels.
How was your date with the DavidMichael this weekend? Lame. All we did was drink beer and watch sports in his McMansion. Dude couldn't even find a clitoris if you put it on Waze. That's why that cougar dumped his ass.
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A type of suspension bracket known for its ability to elasticate the balls over six feet in length. The David machine was first invented by Alan Turing during one of his lesser known experiments, named after his cousin David who was a practitioner of cock and ball torture.
Client: How can I get the Pramire treatment?
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.
Saleswoman: Let me hook you up to one of our David machines.
Client: Sounds tasty.
by tennesseeford September 28, 2020
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The 3rd member to join the boyband RoadTrip
Amazing vocals and is always up for a laugh
The 3rd member to join the boyband RoadTrip
Amazing vocals and is always up for a laugh
“Oi those vocals are amazing, who’s singing??”
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