Ha i don't know

When you don't know in a funny way.

Person 1: do you know what ifunny is?
Person 2: ha I don't know .

by Knightking January 20, 2021

I don't need to know

Still a fat retard and, hey, why is my job letting the fat retard who literally got caught breaking the law keep he job and instead of firing him, reducing my hours again? I wonder what that is all about. Is it blatant and overt me-specific discrimination? Yes. Obviously. That big nosed bitch wants to deny me any leverage I would have to make her give me enough hours to accumulate any money... So she is letting the fact the a 19 went into my register and bought himself tobacco products even though he's underage slide to cut my hours.

Hym "It isn't that I don't need to know it's that I can use the consequences of what your are doing to people as evidence that you are wrong and then I don't have to murder your kids and let the therapist plants you've paid in advance to lie about brain infection sweep me under the rug. Then I can punish the people directly responsible and you would rather have the kids get murdered than that."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

I don't know

A sex position in which the receiving party take a penis in every hole they have in their body

I asked her how she wanted to have sex and she said "I don't know" so I put it in everywhere including her ear and nose

by Johny DickMan February 22, 2022

i don't know juice

A non existant beverage, or at least not available to parents.

"Daddy can you get me a drink"

"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"

by jimbo the greatest 351 August 5, 2018

Ho Don't Know Bout My

An expression used by a bro when a female is not aware of something that a fellow bro has done, usually something awesome. As of lately, this expression is used more to communicate from bro to bro when an explanation would lessen the awesomeness of the situation. This can range from dominating someone in a video game all the way to being smooth with the ladies.

Example #1:
Tom: How did you kill me right after I killed you?!
Jeff: Ho Don't Know Bout My tactical insertion!

Example #2:
Tom: How did you get Emma to go to prom with you?!
Jeff: Ho Don't Know Bout My smoothness!!

by Hugh J. Bootie June 14, 2011

I don't know

I don't know=I have no knowledge of it or, I don't know how to answer that.

Person 1: How many muscles is in a cats ear?
Person 2: I don't know.

Person 1: Do you have summer plans?
Person 2: I don't know.

by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024

umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait

i kinda forgot what to put... umm its something funny but uhh... hm. this is tricky. i know it but its kinda hard.. uhm... uhh.

uhh. i forgot the example. uhh i think it was guy1 saying something.. well, its probably nothing... but like umm i uhh. i don't know. i forgot. umm wait

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025