Natural Disaster Survival

A game on Roblox either played by 5 year olds or those with shitty craptops that cannot run other more intensive Jailbreak games. It's quite old and has stood the test of time quite well, as it has a decent amount of people who play it at the same time.
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Natural Disaster Survival
by Taliban_501 December 22, 2021
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Blow-up Day Disasters

Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.
While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.
by TackityTackTackTacky December 05, 2012
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Fuck nut cum disaster

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.
Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.
by sa.l.t March 24, 2019
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Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.
Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
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I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster
Person 1: "I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster!"
Person 2: "Crazy!"
Person 1: "Right?!"
by indiigo x November 07, 2021
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When your running down a long hallway where a lovely 20-piece chick nug awaits your arrival, each nugget glowing magnificently with their ever so radiant gold crispness and plump white meat. However, at the same time fat chicks from all directions are being thrown at your head, hoping to destroy any possibility of you reaching your destination. Every nugget sits patiently and watches hesitantly as their dreams of being reached dissolve right in front of them, engulfed in the fear and reality that you might perish, and that they will not be eaten once again.
Jake: Dude mike, I was going to class when i noticed a 20-piece just sitting at the other end.

Matt: (with a concerned tone) My name's Matt. You didn't go after it did you?

Jake: I'm still here, ain't I?

Matt: Thank God.

Lance: The Chuck Plaster Nugget Touch Disaster.

by echo 9 May 02, 2007
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