I'm kind of short on cash. What say we do some club dining at BJ's Wholesale Club? Yesterday, they were offering samples of lasagna, pizza, crackers and sherbet. The samples are tiny but after a few rounds, I had a complete meal.
by Slo Joe Jizz October 4, 2010
Get the club diningmug. dining on her for pleasure, start slow, follow body language, make sure her toes cramp and legs vibrate, do not insert fingers, use fingers for clitoris/inner and ourter lip pressures, dine until she is exhausted from multiple orgasms - this is only showcased when she squirms away from you - thus make sure you have a good grip on her amazing ass cheeks while lifting her honey pot into your face.
by Salamander69 July 16, 2025
Get the Dining Etiquettemug. Eating copious amounts of fried food. A nod to southern pop princess Britney Spears' culinary choices.
by eratta January 30, 2012
Get the dining Britneymug. by Cato sicarius October 31, 2020
Get the dining with the emperormug. by Satvik G Money December 14, 2022
Get the Emilie Dinemug. "When" cowards, from a lineage of cowards, go around bragging and boasting about pathetic accomplishments. Threatening to decapitate the very thing they wish they were, and, instead get the very thing they thought they could dish out worldwide, in return. Born of the devil, banished by those who do good, and accepted by folly.
Them Man / Dem Man: "Bro, I done it! All over the house. She even wined and dined me. U got Six - O (£60)?"
Those who know the truth: "Dem man are going all over the gaff talking about 'come brothers, cast lots with us, we'll all share the loot'. They don't even realise the magnitude of their foolishness"
The collector: "Well, well, well... All of the spoils. For quite a while, I thought Peace and Tranquility kept me satisfied. I would like to have a joke to tell the offspring of Leaders. Yes... for this miniscule effort, I will band together the unseen, as a commemoration of our achievements. To Crown this day, WE DINE IN HELL"
Some random passer-bys: "Eureka!"
Those who know the truth: "Dem man are going all over the gaff talking about 'come brothers, cast lots with us, we'll all share the loot'. They don't even realise the magnitude of their foolishness"
The collector: "Well, well, well... All of the spoils. For quite a while, I thought Peace and Tranquility kept me satisfied. I would like to have a joke to tell the offspring of Leaders. Yes... for this miniscule effort, I will band together the unseen, as a commemoration of our achievements. To Crown this day, WE DINE IN HELL"
Some random passer-bys: "Eureka!"
by Deer N Goggles March 24, 2024
Get the We Dine in Hellmug. Dine is a special person.
She is soft on the inside but has a hard shell.
She seeks out toxic people and toxic places.
She is an amazing person but she can be dumb sometimes.
We all love her but she needs our constant guidance or else she would drown herself in alcohol an negative thoughts
She is soft on the inside but has a hard shell.
She seeks out toxic people and toxic places.
She is an amazing person but she can be dumb sometimes.
We all love her but she needs our constant guidance or else she would drown herself in alcohol an negative thoughts
Him; did u hear about dine recently?
Her; oh yeah she’s back with her toxic ex but I miss her
Him; we should put her full with alcohol again…
Her; oh yeah she’s back with her toxic ex but I miss her
Him; we should put her full with alcohol again…
by Aldi99 November 23, 2021
Get the Dinemug.