did em

Shitting on someone so bad they dont have a comeback

"I fucked your mom last night"
"ohhhh did em"

by Kelly Shields April 3, 2003

did it on him

Played someone for something you wanted or basically did what u had to do to get where u needed to be.

I was talking to this guy so he could buy me a pair of shoes or something I wanted .. I did it on him.

by September virgos October 3, 2016

Did you know?

The question used right before making a reference to something. Usually answered sarcastically because the individual being asked already knew the answer or fact. Can be asked in a serious or sarcastic manner but in most cases the individual is serious when asking.

Caroline: Did you know?
Luis: Know what?
Caroline: That Morgan goes to state.
Luis: (Sarcastically) No way! Really? Since when?!

by Orangefrank1 January 17, 2011

did work

this is a term used to describe acomplishement in a certain task. mainly achieving something such as kicking ass in a particular event or outing. Or bringing a member of the opposite sex back to your place and gettin the job done.

"i saw emily leavin' your place lastnight...what was all that about?"
"i did work son.."

"yo...that game of beer pong.."
"i know. we did work"

by project_supra March 1, 2007

did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.

Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.

by scodder June 6, 2010

Did i stutta?

Did u hear what i said?

Matt "are you flat"
Random girl "WHAT!?!?"
Matt "Did i stutta?"

by mbutters December 2, 2010

Did i step on your trumpet?

A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.

Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?

that would've saved Manya.

by rocktopuss February 23, 2006