Custard Roulette

A game consisting of 5 people and a car in which 4 are blindfolded and each are standing by a door handle. The 5th person randomly chooses a door handle and nuts on it once completed the 4 blindfolded people grab their door handle at the same time leaving one with man custard on their hand

Hey guys wanna play Custard Roulette with my moms car?

by TheeCustardSlinger June 25, 2020

Custard Bao

When you cum in an Gaysian’s hole, and then rim him and suck it out.

Noah gave Andy a custard bao last night.

by Halfuejnd November 05, 2022

crusty custard

The act of letting ones semen dry inside of the vagina and then eating her out

Girl im gunna eat yo crusty custard

by Megazoidberg February 11, 2016

Spit the custard

"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.

Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".

1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"

2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"

by Invorta November 28, 2010

Rhubarb and custard

The act of sticking a piece of rhubarb into your vagina whilst someone nuts onto it

Me and Jeremy did the rhubarb and custard last night

by Boobmaster January 16, 2022

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 05, 2003

clam custard

female cum or discharge

It was like a clam custard explosion.

by Queen of Fucking Everything February 05, 2010