Goth Cucumber

Another name for a cactus.

How much for the Goth Cucumber?

by Carla SoSassy September 2, 2019

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Flaccid cucumber

Somebody who is considered absolutely amazing, the most nourishing person to be around.
Just amazing in every way possible including but not limited to beauty intelligence and humour.

"oh my god, I love you, you flaccid cucumber"

"He's such a flaccid cucumber, you just can't help but love him and his amazing individuality"

by AntoniusFeral December 3, 2021

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sticky cucumber

In a three way of 2 men 1 girl, 1 man cream pies the girl and the other man puts his dick in after and keeps fucking, therefore making his dick resemble a sticky cucumber.

"Let's go give that girl a sticky cucumber "

by B The Man May 15, 2016

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cucumber wonder

If you have anal and then you pull it out. If its green it's called a cucumberwonder.

Sara: Put it in my ass

Darren: OK, if you say so

*sticks in*

*Pull out*

Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.

by looksatme November 22, 2018

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cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

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Scared, terrified, jump out of your skin. Instead of OMG or Shit or oh Fuck

My friend walked in on me in the bathroom and I screamed and jumped like cats and cucumbers on the YouTube videos. I use ie all the time now and perfect when jumping out of your skin with fright.

“Cats and cucumbers”!!! You scared me half to death !!

by Balletmouse May 28, 2018

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