crydiving

To cry and scream like a bitch while skydiving. Coined by Joe Gatto in Impractical Jokers.

Murray's crydiving! Man up, you wuss!

by 54321abc March 3, 2015

cryin' whale eye

After a good hard pounding, ass-pumping adventure the male ejaculates into the "whale eye", or the female's anus. She then proceeds to push it out giving the illusion of a cryin' whale.

The bitch might as well die if she gets the cryin' whale eye.

by Nate, Zach, Kyle December 9, 2007

Crying Wank

1)To weep whilst engaging in self abuse.

2)To masturbate with a lonely tear in your eye whilst listening to your mate ridin' some bird upstairs

"I got dumped last night.. I felt so shitty that I went home in the rain and had a crying wank on the way..."

"Chapín is a crying wank legend!"

by Ray Mitchell May 26, 2006

CryingBlade/Sasaku

A player on the MMORPG Sherwood Dungeon.
Quite literally the biggest noob to walk planet Earth.
Has no respect for anyone because no one likes him.
He has a secret thing for Chewy. (FDR of a clan FF - in Emerald server room 72).

CryingBlade/Sasaku - ahhhhh. i own you nub. 3-0
-batleee- - NO U CHEAT.

by Iced×Earth June 22, 2009

crying, sobbing, throwing up

the definition is in the word itself. It can mean crying over angst or sobbing over something you don't have. likeeeee does that make sense or..

Mitski's song A Pearl has been on loop for 2 days.

crying, sobbing, throwing up.

by yannie_xx May 24, 2022

Aahoosh crying

When someone gets hurt/injured and leads to crying where ones face is in their arms, facing downwards on a surface,(eg desk).Remarks made during this type of crying is"You hit me in the corner of my right eye" and "Lets see you in the field tomorrow!"This also usually leads to studying Biology.

Sachin slaps Aarush.
Sachin:Abbey again hes doing a aahoosh crying.
Achintya:Can you guess what Im imitating (Starts aahoosh crying)

by Notsickening November 15, 2011

cryin' whale eye

A crying whale eye is what females or homosexuals achieve when a man cums in their anus and the semen leaks out.

I thought I pulled out of her in time, but I then I turned to find her cryin' whale eye looking right at me.

or

Don't be such a fucking cryin' whale eye.

by 4horsemen October 16, 2007