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Crumbl Cookie

A type of cookie that is manufactured at the chain store Crumbl Cookies™.

Crumbl cookies come in many flavours, depending on the season and or holiday. Despite the name, the cookies are too moist and fall apart due to the tremendous amount of frosting leading to them not being crumbly.

According to TikTok, Crumbl Cookies are deemed the most mediocre baked of mankind.
Person 1: Don't keep your coochie moist all the time, or else you'll get thrush.

Person 2: I don't care, call it my personal crumbl cookie
by ihatecrockpotmeals December 23, 2022
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Crumbly

A term used to describe an attack that does dogwater damage. Named after CrumblyCard606, my friend on Steam who never seems to do any damage in Monster Hunter, and therefore his contribution is shit.
Damn Connor are you finally using this cool weapon?
Hell no Crawler that shit does Crumbly damage
by CrawlerLord August 6, 2024
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This one's sanity must have already crumbled

A quote from the Ignition union fighters trying to intimidate Akira In the 2021 Roblox Game "Deepwoken".

This quote is often used by Deepwoken players to express how insane someone is.
Person 1: (Says random insane shit)
Person 2: This one's sanity must have already crumbled.
by arpy. November 2, 2023
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Crumble Porn

Aesthetic crumbling buildings. Usually pertaining to old houses that have been reclaimed by nature.
Apocolypsecore +haunted house core = crumble porn
by J Brams February 5, 2023
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Katiuska Robles Se Llama "'Crumbled`~`Raigeki'"

Katiuska Robles Se Llama "'Crumbled`~`Raigeki'"
Katiuska Robles Se Llama "'Crumbled`~`Raigeki'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
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Crumbled Papers Focus

Crumbled Papers Focus is when you always trancingly permforget your past and try to recollect sometimes and you can not focus like a autistic with a paper that gets too wrinkly that you get to th point you need new papers on repeat
Crumbled Papers Focus; *Orchestrated visual audiological cognical protocol of learned elders of judaizers of SINAI*;
*person permforgets(memory slips/+focus slips) 2 hours worth of footstep/wheelchair thurough information and conductive communicative strategy**tries to recollect focus and strategy and memories nesecary not to look like a nerd**fails**pressurequestioning person comes in th scene telling th person;why did not you hurry up for th dishes**person says my memory slipped and my focus slipped and my strategy slipped like crumbled wrinkly papers on repeat;I got crumbly papers focus th more I age**pressureanswering person I do not care prevagen and medications and shrinks are not nesseccary for this;happens mkaeughy*
by Gtos Th Hevenly Witness April 5, 2024
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crumbling leaf

a smol bean who's life is a constant exisitential crisis
Griffer was a crumbling leaf by the age of 12
by chokempls April 6, 2017
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