Crotching

It's sorta like spooning except better. It's crucial that your crotches are touching to ensure the wrath of the awkward boner.

"Bae, we should totally crotch."

"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine

Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.

by Mattimus Maximus December 20, 2015

Crotching

Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches

Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.

Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?

by Dannygogo February 2, 2016

crotchtery

Crabby, grumpy . Grouchy . Crusty

I tried to reason with him but he was so crotchtery that I walked away ..

by Memaloca July 4, 2016

Crotching

When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.

During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.

by 4amigos February 16, 2017

Crotchidy

Uptight, slightly aggressive older human behavior. Grumpy with a bit of sas!!

Your grandpa is just a bit crotchidy today.

by GmaTmamaJo July 12, 2017

crotcheral

The region around a mans penis and testicles. Also known as the crotch region.

"I've got a really odd pain in my crotcheral region."

by Mrenigma1122 August 21, 2017

Crotching

An indiscriminate sexual act varying from holding hands to full intercourse.

Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"

by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018