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To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.
Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.
Also see: Cock-blocking,
Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.
Also see: Cock-blocking,
Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."
Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"
Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"
by Taytayshenaynay January 12, 2021
by Datnigga666 December 19, 2016
by bx1235 February 08, 2011
by allitot February 19, 2008
The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.
by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 04, 2018
October 23rd is National Croc Day. This means everyone across the United States of America should wear a pair of Crocs on this day!
Person one: Hey, do you have an extra pair of Crocs for National Croc Day?
Person two: Hell yeah my nigga!! What color you want? I got black, red, yellow, and camo.
Person one: I'll take camo so I can look like a badass.
Person two: Hell yeah my nigga!! What color you want? I got black, red, yellow, and camo.
Person one: I'll take camo so I can look like a badass.
by Mr. Croc September 20, 2013