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dirty crawley

A dirty crawley is when your wife heads into the ghetto alone and a train of at least 20 people blow loads in her ass. She then sits on your face while sleeping and releases said load in your mouth while jamming a dildo up your ass.
My wife gave me a dirty crawley after a fight last night. For some reason we can't find her dildo now.
by Filthy psycho March 13, 2024
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skin crawler

someone who gives you the heebie-jeebies, and makes you want to gouge your eyes out, from the uncanny valley
by donnydotcom June 23, 2024
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Creepy crawlies

Bugs, insects, and other nasty critters.
I hate creepy crawlies.
by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025
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clit crawler

That stupid little clit crawler just stole my crops.
FUCK YOU CRASH!
by ScarceWindow180 January 7, 2026
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To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.
"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023
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Minnesota Night crawler

When Gavyn spreads his ass and you pee into her ass then you fuck it till your dick is green
by Techs February 10, 2026
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Creepy Ass Crawler

A Call of Duty Black ops Zombies crawler that you mess around with, typically when it’s the last zombie before the round changes.
“Yo I’m gonna fuckin dolphin dive over this creepy ass crawler
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box
by Whatislove383 October 9, 2025
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