ALL CAPS Mad

When you're writing someone and they made you mad so you write all or part of the message in caps.

My husband texted me that he crashed the car again. I was so mad I wrote back in all caps. I was ALL CAPS Mad.

by Billy Mumphrey's Downfall December 30, 2015

Lady Chaps

Lady chapsare defined as when a women grows out her pubic hair and it looks like chaps or biker pants. Similar to a pants beard but more defined.

I ran out of razors so I’m growing out my lady chaps.

by Yodafoxy June 13, 2020

going all caps on someone

When one becomes so enraged that they shout at someone online through email, text, or social media by using all capital letters. Quite often overuse of exclamation points will accompany the text.

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!! is an example of "going all caps on someone"

by itallica September 22, 2010

CAPS LOCK

A key on the keyboard that tweenie girls, newbies and the mentally unstable insist on pressing and using for their entire forum post/IM/text message for reasons unknown.

Perhaps they think it looks cool, or maybe they can't do joined-up writing yet and write in block capitals.

It is the most annoying button in existence.

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OMG LYK WHY CANT I UZ SHIFT TO LYK PROPERLY CAPITALIZE MY SENTNCES?!?!? CAPS LOCK IS JUST LYK SOOOOO COOOOL THAT I MUST TYP EVRYTINK I EVR THINK OF WIT IT???!?!

And such...

Caps lock example included at the end of my definition because UD won't let me abuse Caps Lock in the example

by Your Uncle Cordelia September 16, 2006

crapspackle

An unbelievable statement. Synonymous with hogwash or bullshit.

Don't give me that crapspackle.

by SmokyJoe January 11, 2008

crabs

crabs:A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus,and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.

Use the "ol"blue ointment for the crabs dissapointment use it 4 a night and a day,oh it burns an it itches,but it kills them sons of bitches in that good old fashioned way.

by spikemeister45036 August 20, 2003

chaps my ass

When a certain person , place, situation , idea or task is very unpleasant ,distasteful, and in general pisses you off.

"This new supervisor is is revamping all of my work!!!

That fucking chaps my ass." OR " that fucker shorted me on my check!!!! That REALLY chaps my ass. OR" That bitch lied and skipped the pill!!!!THAT REALLY REALLY CHAPS MY ASS!!!!

by goddamner January 29, 2010