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cosmic finger

like scout's honor but the outside of the three fingers facing the opposing person, related to super finger
Joe: BOB! this dude flipped me off with three fingers, isnt that the sufi?
Bob: no thats the cosmic finger
by Zeke Harrison October 24, 2008
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cosmixs

Cosmixs (also know as cosm or cosmix) is a person. Believe it or not, people know him. His dad named Ismail is a good dad but his dad doesn’t have a women and eats yogurt with her in bed. Cosmixs hates being called cosm or Cosmix cause he said “I don’t like it, lol” he is also ga-
“Cosmixs is know right?”
“@cosm @cosmix hi”
by Cosmixs December 11, 2020
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Cosmic Shortcake

When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.
Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.
by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010
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cosmixmaster

All things genius.

Definately not a wordfudge packer/word.
Cosmixmaster owns you.
by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003
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Cosmic Horner

someone who generally loves everything. this includes cock roaches.
"i've been a cosmic horner bad lately, even my sweat seemed romantic last night."
by redrobot September 24, 2005
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Cosmic Babysitter

According to the Republicans, global warming is a non-issue because even if it's real, their Cosmic Babysitter will drop in and save them in the end. Yippeeeeee!
by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011
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cosmic boner

(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.
"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight
by Peter S May 19, 2005
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