candy coated blow job

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it

I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job

by Otis D February 6, 2009

Cortez

one short mother fucker who thinks hes helping students when he is just sucking them off to piss them off

fuck this short mothafucka named Cortez

by thisisntjavierbruh May 23, 2019

corned beef legs

The effect that cold has on fat people legs, whereby they go red and blotchy, looking like corned beef.

Fat chav girls wear short skirts without tights for xtra corned beef legs effect.

by Stroppy June 3, 2006

Cortez

The main charecter in the video game Time Splitters 3: Future Perfect. Who travels through time to save the human race - he also has horrible humor.

Cortez - Its time to split!

by The Koaladude September 10, 2005

coated

sweet, awesome, hot, fresh, sick

ex. 1: "your car is coated!"
ex. 2: (someone asks you how things have been) "shit's been pretty coated"

by flab gab and fat shat June 18, 2009

Carted

To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.

"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."

by Wordermeister121 March 10, 2014

corned beef

A floppy vagina that is very saggy, and tastes like rotten corn.

why the fuck would you eat corned beef?

by wiscon-sin January 14, 2007