Jenny has been home schooling her kids for the last year but it looks like it’s been 12... damn she’s become a Covid Hag
by Hanrahan J O January 30, 2021
Get the Covid Hag mug.When a person is going down on somebody else and that person farts in their face. The recipient of the fart huffs said fart into their cheek and climbs on top of the producer of said fart. Once on top the recipient of the fart then places their mouth over the nose of the producer of the fart and blows their ass gas back into their lungs.
Did you hear what happened to Bob when he went down on Stacey? She farted in his face so he played the uno reverse and gave her the covid respirator.
by Cabbage Rabbit December 27, 2021
Get the covid respirator mug.The debris found in parking lots, roads, and other places related to COVID. Examples include masks and empty bottles of hand sanitizer.
I almost tripped over some COVID litter when I went to the store today. There were old, dirty masks everywhere.
by Dr Piggapuss March 24, 2022
Get the COVID Litter mug.Someone who is so obsessed with wearing masks and following covid guidelines to the extent they make their fear of covid other people's problem. Someone with covid derangement syndrome might yell at unmasked bystanders about their choice to wear a mask.
Damn, that girl with purple hair and face piercings must have covid derangement syndrome, she's wearing 5 masks
by Mr. Stonks January 10, 2022
Get the Covid Derangement Syndrome mug.To dismiss any conceivable level of accountability for incompetence, laziness, or simply being terrible at one's job on account of there being a global pandemic in 2020 through 2022 referred to as COVID-19. When questioned as to the meaning of the incompetence, laziness, or being terrible at the said job, the personal in question will offer a shrug of the shoulders while meekly muttering "covid."
Frank was having trouble finding mulch at Walmart but when he asked the employee where he might find it, the worker merely rolled his eyes and muttered "covid," thereby executing a covid shrug with perfect grace...
Person 1 (ordering at Wendy's): "Excuse me, there's a problem with my order."
Wendy's cashier: "whaaaa..."
Person 1: "I ordered a chicken sandwich with fries and a Coke and it appears you brought me Taco Bell."
Wendy's cashier: (offering a covid shrug) "Oh....***shrugs*** covid..."
Person 1 (ordering at Wendy's): "Excuse me, there's a problem with my order."
Wendy's cashier: "whaaaa..."
Person 1: "I ordered a chicken sandwich with fries and a Coke and it appears you brought me Taco Bell."
Wendy's cashier: (offering a covid shrug) "Oh....***shrugs*** covid..."
by BostonRarr August 4, 2023
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1. Term to describe someone that is working in an office.
2. Referred to someone working while the rest is on a boat.
3. Referred to the constant abuse towards the assistants at work.
1. Term to describe someone that is working in an office.
2. Referred to someone working while the rest is on a boat.
3. Referred to the constant abuse towards the assistants at work.
1. Matt is chilling, while Dave is Flipping copies.
2. That MoFo was flippin' copies while I was on a boat N'r!
3. Yeah, that kid from Finance is an asshole, I had him flippin' copies the whole day.
2. That MoFo was flippin' copies while I was on a boat N'r!
3. Yeah, that kid from Finance is an asshole, I had him flippin' copies the whole day.
by Cock'of'the'north July 28, 2009
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