Cooning

To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.
Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!

Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.
by Igotscoons! May 01, 2010
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Coon

aka niggers will steal everything u own
Look, that coon just stole a kids bike
by Lil bodybuilder June 12, 2016
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Cooning

A person who is pretending to be black but isn't.
You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.
by GoWestWasABandInThe80s March 07, 2015
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A spectacluar human being. A "coon" is often refferred to a dominate race. Humans with the last name of "coon" tend to have bigger/faster muscle development, an incredible strength .
(Usually a coon is more of a smaller type of guy thats stocky an stronger than even the biggest)
"That dude was a COON that round : -Jonny
"He kncoked the greatest fighter out today"-john
by 🔝🔙🔛🔜🔚 February 22, 2016
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Coon

When a black person. Is pro-white. (It's not racist) But they think white culture is better and prefer it.
"Did you see that black news reporter on TV"

"Yeah why"?
"He's against the NFL players taking a knee to protest against discrimination with the black shooting by cops"

"Deadass"?
"I'm deadass he's a coon!"
by Fujoshi_Smut December 18, 2017
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Coon

A goofy person who finds inavative ways to make someone laugh!
Omg did he really just make that hilarious joke? What a coon!
by coonguy21 October 10, 2016
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Coon

Coon - noun / 'kune / or / 'Ko͞on /
adjective - Coonin' / 'ko͞oNin / (of a black person or action)

synonyms: Uncle Rukus, Racist, Black Fool, Ignorant Niggah, House Niggah, Uncle Tom, Brown Nose, Self Hater, Sellout

Various meanings:

1. Generic insult to a black individual (To trigger an emotion of racial undertones)
2. Black person making a fool of themselves for the entertainment of others
3. Black person receiving monetary gain from a business/company of another predominate race while judging or critiquing their own race in any discriminatory way

4. Acting in any ignorant way seemingly putting down the black community, making an unfavorable spectacle of themselves
5. Taking advantage of perceived negative stereotypes, ultimately insulting the black populace for personal gain

6. Indulging in questionable acts looking for favor and/or approval with other races
This coon keeps putting down his people for likes and follows on the internet!
These black men need to stop coonin' for the white man!
I hate it whenever I see this coon on the television making a fool of herself...Doesn't she realize that this isn't the way we want to be stereotyped?!
by DJ METAF4 February 26, 2018
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