Who Cooks for You?

Song of the Barred Owl, by consensus of the ornithological community. Who Cooks for You? Who Cooks for Yooooou-All?, in two groups of four.

The owls were singing to each other, high in the spruce trees, and it always made them smile. Who Cooks for You? Who-Cooks-for-Yooooo-All? One night, they went outside with his guitar and he played it back to them.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2023

Can’t Cooks, Won’t Cooks

Adapted, from the BBC programme, to highlight a situation where you are working with people who can’t do their role and people who don’t want to do their role.

I am screwed in trying to manage a team of can’t cooks, won’t cooks.

by Prometheusofwestsussex March 11, 2020

coogan

1. A type of measurment or container.
2. An animal from the medieval ages, such as a knyvan.

1. I went to the store and bought a coogn of milk.
2. I was afraid when I saw the ferocious coogan.

by D-vizzle January 20, 2009

Cogswellianism

A life practice or way of life that is built upon rigorously following the characteristics of a Cogswell.

Friend 1: "I'm thinking about practicing Cogswellianism."

Friend 2: "I don't mean to shatter your hopes... But it's pretty much impossible to be a TRUE Cogswellian."

Friend 1: "For real?

Friend 2: "Yeah man... Last time I heard, there's only a few or possibly even one TRUE Cogswellian."

Friend 3: "If I met that guy, I'd kick his ass"

by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008

Coogee Bay Dessert

Human excrement.

"Aussie slang"
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Named after a hotel in Sydney, Australia, the scene of a gelatto order that a disgruntled patron alleged had been laced with human excrement instead of a topping of similar colour.

"in the bathroom making a Coogee Bay dessert"

by Stephen Bishop March 4, 2009

Coolsmith

When someone thinks they look well cool, but there not!

Guy driving a Peugeot 106 zest rolling on 13 inch steelies wearing aviators smoking a Consulate Menthol.....

LOOK AT THAT COOLSMITH!!!!!

by sassyc April 29, 2010

cooksource

The act of self-righteous plagiarism indignantly justified by an incorrect assertion that the content resided within a public domain (no matter what the other 6 billion-less-one people think and know).

I've cooksourced your recipe, now pay me for correcting your typos

by diomedes31 November 7, 2010