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Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.
by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023
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Crying Contest

Hey who wants to meet up and have a crying contest?
by Bigduckdanny July 10, 2019
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Eurovision Song Contest

A rigged song contest containing all countries that have an EBU license (with a few exemptions) This contest is normally won by ballads. Ireland and Sweden are tied with the most wins as Sweden is in its ESC golden era. Ukraine is on the rise, they have taken part since 2003 with 3 wins.
Oh, are you watching the Eurovision Song Contest tonight?
No, we all know who will win anyway. Sweden, right?
by tt.slays.at.definitions October 21, 2023
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest

The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contest was great!
by HaMufin December 29, 2021
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Dirty Dick Down contest

For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell
I made it to 7 woman in the Dirty Dick Down contest
by moochzigg March 10, 2020
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Hugging Contest

When two guys don't know how to fight, and they're just holding each other and kinda slapping occasionally.
"These bitches don't know how to throw a punch..."

"Mane, they have a hugging contest."
by nealestrigga January 20, 2025
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