Colonizer

The act of a man of typically Caucasian decent ejaculating onto a person of colour's face. Marking the person who has been ejaculated on to property of the ejaculator. A re-enactment of the imperialistic actions of empires and nations of the past.

John: Hey dude, whats that on your face?
Jacob: Oh this? Bryce just used The Colonizer on me earlier.

by raimen May 21, 2019

penis colonic

To urinate inside an anus during anal intercourse, with the aftermath being a similar result to a colonic.

Guy #1: "Check that girl out!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, I'd give her a penis colonic..."

by tek9tim March 20, 2011

the colonial

During intercourse, have a friend hide in the closet in a revolutionary war style uniform(including musket), then as you ejaculate on her face have said friend hop out of the closet and butt stroke her in the face.

My friend and I gave her the the colonial last night.

by old colonial August 1, 2008

colonize

to turn a female virgin into a good member of society.

I colonized Mandy!!

by Noaches232 December 4, 2014

Colonising the conversation

When a headstrong person (often a Caucasian male) doesn’t listen to others, takes over a discussion and makes it difficult for others to contribute and actually be part of the conversation.

Person 1: Man… I couldn’t get a word in that meeting.
Person 2: Yeah, Steven was totally colonising the conversation

by Jawajawa April 2, 2022

Colonizer

refers to the white people who historically took other people's land and beat, raped, murdered, and enslaved people.

black guy: man fuck you and yo ancestors for what they did to my people
white person(colonizer): well if anything be glad that we brought modern technology and civilizing upon those places

by bitchboynjgger August 20, 2022

Colonizer

A name your friends call you for a reason you have no idea

Shut up Colonizer

by itsmebillybob May 7, 2018